A Conversational Dinner Party #3. Actual quotes from the evening in order (mostly).
Many quotes were missed from A Conversational Dinner Party #1, a recording that has gone nowhere was made of A Conversational Dinner Party #2. Less people were broken by laughter at this event than previous ones but brokenness was achieved. Yay!

Injia!

Brownies = Dessert
Brownies = Fey creatures
Brownies = young Girl Scouts

We use sex toys with our wine.

Chicks dig scars.
(someone else, tipping head forward to show top of head) Check out my brain scars.

…. aaannnd then Paul made Ammy Happy.
Ammy: Do it again! Do it again!

I was at work and I got this email….

We said that 4 times so she is writing it down.

Don’t be That Guy.

We need a sacrificial That Guy.

Don’t Fuck with the English Majors.

A troll?!?………..Ooo Essays!

A snake eating its tail. Or rather eating That Guy’s balls.

Oh, the things you used to be able to get away with in Church.

She is the Betty White of Sci Fi Cons.

Release the Kracken!

Did they make a Hamlet sandwich? (to the idea of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are women)

We filled out the Sistine Chapel of spreadsheets. (to which they asked for Death and instead got Cake.)

…with the sneakers
…in the front room

Want to hear something scary? I have started drinking coffee.

HARDCORE!

Aw, Steampunk. Introducing brown to all those little goths.

Gears….Wrench…Googles…STEAM!