Scorpio
Arunothai Sriaran is Thailand’s new “Miss Drunk.” She won the title in a contest after gulping down too much wine and navigating her way through an obstacle course while wearing a heavy silk dress and golden headgear. In the insouciant spirit of this wicked fun, and in accordance with your current astrological omens, I hereby name you “Ms. (or Mr.) Drunk-on-Life.” Your carefree and mischievously benevolent reign will last for either three weeks or until you stop learning new tricks about the art of being intelligently wild, whichever comes last.
I use to think I was Ms. Drunk-on-Life back in college. I would love to be that way again. I also want it to last longer than three weeks so I guess I will need help learning new intelligently wild tricks. My friends should be able to assist me with that, right?
Any volunteers?