Ms. Drunk on Life

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Arunothai Sriaran is Thailand’s new “Miss Drunk.” She won the title in a contest after gulping down too much wine and navigating her way through an obstacle course while wearing a heavy silk dress and golden headgear. In the insouciant spirit of this wicked fun, and in accordance with your current astrological omens, I hereby name you “Ms. (or Mr.) Drunk-on-Life.” Your carefree and mischievously benevolent reign will last for either three weeks or until you stop learning new tricks about the art of being intelligently wild, whichever comes last.

I use to think I was Ms. Drunk-on-Life back in college. I would love to be that way again. I also want it to last longer than three weeks so I guess I will need help learning new intelligently wild tricks. My friends should be able to assist me with that, right?

Any volunteers?

4 thoughts on “Ms. Drunk on Life

  1. I’ll tell you the intelligently wild trick I’ve always wanted to do. Rehearse a choreographed musical number with some friends, so that we could spontaneously break into song and dance in some unsuspecting public place. I bet that would help you hold the title.

      1. Re: breaking into song

        Monica’s done some choreography, and I thnk a cafe would be a fine venue. I’m not decided on a song. Matt keeps suggesting something from Hair, but I’m leaning toward a more classic musical, like Guys and Dolls.

  2. We’re always ready to get people drunk – on life that is, since most of our friends don’t drink alcohol. We can plot all kinds of intelligently wild things to do over dinner tonight. Of course, I think stuff like Shanty Sing and a trip to Stormy is part of the whole sucking the marrow out of life groove that we’ve got going.

    Karen

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