Bwaahaaahaaaa, I beat you all! I get off first!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 29, 2036
at the age of 71 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Suicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Overdose (5%)
Still too frikking old but youse takes what youse can get. At least it isn’t my grandparents 92 years old (three of them).
It seems like most of my friends are all going in two groupings, 2042-48 and 2053-55 (thats what I get for hanging out with youngsters ) 
with one odd ball in 2080.
Since I’m going to be first, I will have to be sure to have a fab funeral so everyone can party.
I’m supposedly going to kick off from a heat attack at age 80 something.
But I’ve got a 5% chance of dying of auto-erotic asphyxiation.
(How did *they* know?)
some funeral planning help
If you want to be buried in style -
http://casketgallery.com/
http://casketgallery.com/detail.phtml?ID=969848153
is totally my favorite.
Or better yet – make your own! -
http://www.rockler.com/ecom7/favorites.cfm?&DID=6&sku=5017&cs=1
(hi. in case you’re confused who I am you met me at a disaster house party in, um, march)
Who you callin’ youngster baby doll!
Hey Reaver! Welcome to the LJ insanity.
Somehow I don’t think your Death Test will be having you kicking the bucket around 2053-55 like the youngsters. You are in a completely different category.
So, do you join and me in the 30s or are you going to stick it out til the 40s with everyone else?
Spark’s Death Test
April 18, 2041
So I BARELY make it into the 40s
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Given that Alcoholism id equal with Alien Abduction I guess I shouldn’t be worried about that right?
Well I guess I’m leavin’ before you… not sure how I feel about that
Ah well… live fast die… young? is 66 young?
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February 22, 2033
at the age of 66 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
You have lived a harder life than I have but I think you are reformed. Your old self would kick the bucket in ’33, but I think the new you (with hubby and beautiful daughter to keep you on the straight and narrow) will be around much much longer.
~pirategrl