O&C (Offices and Cubicles) magic office supplies
After defeating the evil demons, Managerius Bureacratis and Timewasticus, and disarming their Poison-trapped Extradimensional FileCabinet, you find within it …
11. Striped Tie of Resist Management
10. Mouse of Negate Firewall
9. Large Potion of Replenish Toner
8. Blinking Hub of Brilliance
7. Rusty Wand of Postpone Deadline
6. Potion of Manager Detection
5. Amulet of Blame Reflection
4. Ring of Pager Control
3. Scroll of Create Intern
2. Coffee Cup of Holding
1. Wand of Project Cancellation
On the note of office-foo, there are little table top cards appearing in the kitchens at work pushing for employee referrals. Seems there is a lot of jobs that need to be filled at my company. The company is pretty good for a large financial company. Most of the jobs are finance-based so it may be pointless but there could be some goodies in there. If you have any trouble with the link, let me know. If you found a posting you like, have a resume, and want a referral, let me know.
http://www.barclaysglobal.com/about/careers/opportunities.jhtml
My job is pushing PowerPoint around like a desktop publishing program. We even might have an opening for that soon (a co-worker got promoted).
You can have everything else I just want the wand of project cancellation!
the amulet of blame reflection seems wayyyyy more useful to me! I think one of my old managers HAD the wand of project cancellation and would use it for evil – to cancel proects we had poured our heart and soul into for months. eeeeevil.
Hmmmm…
*grabs Blinking Hub of Brilliance*
*activates same*
*grabs the rest of the treasure while the party’s blind, including items already taken by others*
*dons Amulet of Blame Reflection*
*points to party thief* “He did it.”